Waiting

MPAA Rating: R

Entertainment: +1 1/2

Content: -4

Four years after graduating from high school, Dean (Justin Long) still passes his time as a hard-working waiter at Shenanigans restaurant in this so-called comedy. But when an old friend comes through town after graduating from college, Dean begins to doubt whether he should spend any more of his life in such a dead-end job. While Dean struggles with his personal crisis of direction, his roommate and coworker, Monty (Ryan Reynolds), is busy training the new guy, Mitch (John Francis Daley), as a waiter. Monty demonstrates all the disgusting ways that the waiters take revenge against customers, and he teaches Mitch how to take part in a vulgar game that the restaurant staff plays. And Monty also eyes all of the beautiful young women in Shenanigans, hoping that he can entice some of them home to one of his nightly parties for beer, drugs and sex.

Although Ryan Reynolds is an extremely talented comedic actor, he has made his career by being shocking and offensive in some of the most worthless and disgusting films ever made for mainstream audiences. But in Waiting, he goes much, much too far. Lacking any real plot, the film chooses instead to makes a mockery of sexuality. It includes innumerable jokes about promiscuity, unconventional sex, and sex with minors. At one point, Reynolds character is even shown hitting on several high-school girls, who later make it to one of his raucous parties. Meanwhile, all of the male employees in the restaurant, and eventually some of the women, make a game out of showing each other their genitals. Finally, the film abuses viewers with an incessant barrage of vile language. In Previews estimation, Waiting has to be one of the worst films of the year. Avoid it.

Preview Reviewer: Shaun Daugherty
Distributor:
Lions Gate

Summary
The following categories contain objective listings of film content which contribute to the subjective numeric Content ratings posted to the left and on the Home page.

Crude Language: Many (67) times mild (hell 14, damn 2); moderate (b-stard 2, t-ts 1, other 7); strong (-ss 23, b-tch 17, SOB 1)

Obscene Language: Many (188+) times mild (pee 3); moderate (p-ss 8, cr-p 1, scr-w 1, s-ck 3, other 5); strong (f-word 115+, s-word 35+, d-ck 7, pr-ck 1, other 9)

Profanity: Many (25) times moderate (OG 3, G 8); strong (GD 10, J 4)

Violence: Few times mild (men comically kick each other in the rear, men dream about pouring gasoline over their boss as he is trying to put out a fire)

Sex: Few times mild (man and woman shown kissing and about to undress but decide to stop, man shown in bed with his girlfriend with sexual relationship implied); moderate (unmarried man and woman shown having sex in public restroom with motions and groaning)

Nudity: Few times moderate (partially naked man shown from the rear); strong (man exposes a portion of his genitals to a group of coworkers, woman exposes her genitals to a group of coworkers)

Sexual Dialogue/Gesture: Many times strong (man and woman talk about their sexual relationship with vulgar and frank language, man brags about the large number of sexual partners he has had, men talk about having sexual relationships with minors, men mock a coworker because he is a virgin, vulgar language used to describe unconventional sex, man brags about having sex with women and never contacting them again, man jokes about having sex with a prostitute, man talks about self-gratification, coworkers at a restaurant make a game of showing each other their genitals, man talks about paying for sex with a young woman, numerous vulgar references to male and female genitalia, man talks about having an erection)

Drugs: Several times moderate (woman shown drinking shots, party scene includes heavy drinking and drug use, characters talk about getting drunk, characters wake up with hangovers and unable to remember the previous night, underage girls shown drinking and smoking); strong (use of marijuana joints, use of a drug pipe to smoke an unknown illegal substance, images of drug paraphernalia)

Other: Characters joke about breaking the law in various ways, offensive references to mentally retarded people, offensive references to slavery, man urinates on himself at party

Running Time: 93 minutes
Intended Audience: Adults


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